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ourrejectedjoke asked: CALL 911 LUIGI SHOT MARIO

pokedexterslaboratory:

Mario confirmed.

(via chocobizh)

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(via anti-feminism-pro-equality)

Right Em’ in the Wrong Hole

shit-vinny-says:

Right ‘em in the wrong ho,
until they wanna blow.
Swimming in the great sea,
a whale with you and me.

Making love like crustaceans,
venting all our frustrations.
Lying naked on the beach,
until we heard a screech.
Turned out to be your mom,
so then I moved to Vietnam.

(via chocobizh)

(via chocobizh)

Album Art

tewr-monkeyofmetal:

projectdestati:

These lifeless Keys used to be full of power. United with the hearts of their Masters. On this barren soil, Keyblades of light and darkness were locked in combat as a great Keyblade War raged.


It is impossible for a person to not love Yoko Shimomura.

(via kaialone)

ArtistYoko Shimomura
Title"Fate of the Unknown"
AlbumKingdom Hearts Complete Collections

kazzikame:

I made a new girl group in Tomodachi Life — meet the Vinettes.

notsoseriouss, themajesticemu, myself, nekomatamaid, and oobeleydoobeley doing a pop cover of Vinny’s literal piece of musical genius, no sarcasm from Kazzi tonight at all, "Right Em’ in the Wrong Ho."

(via vinesauce)

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

(via beverybitterprince)